Stormzy – Fake Patek Philippe Nautilus Travel Time, reference 5990/1R in rose gold
How can we not start with Big Mike, who went full throttle in celebrating the big 3-0 this week? The casino theme was giving major ‘August birthdays were shit until I turned 16’ energy, with the likes of Skepta and Micheal Ward on hand to up the ante. Although Stormzy’s new 1:1 replica Patek Philippe Nautilus did that on its own. A pressie from his manager, this rose gold Travel Time is many people’s ultimate holy grail. Naturally, the grime artist makes it look fly with a no-shirt Lanvin suit number. A summer flex like few others – if also a little improbable to reciprocate.
Shawn Mendes – Replica Patek Philippe Aquanaut reference 5168G in white gold
While on the topic of topless heartthrobs wearing drool grail-worthy fake watches for sale, presenting exhibit A – Mr Shawn Mendes. If there is anything to learn from August 2023 let it be this: you must colour-match your swim shorts with your watch (strap and/or dial). There’s a lot more to be said, like Aquanaut > Nautilus in the summer thanks to those gorge cheap fake Patek Philippe straps, but shall we just leave it there?